June 2012
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imagine having phone sex with Chino Moreno
I pledge allegiance to the Kills of the United States of Black Rooster, and to the Cat Claw for which it stands: one kissy kissy under monkey 23, hitched, with superstition and gum for all.
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May 2012
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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...
– Aubrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (Vulture) (normanosborn: coenbrosbeforehos)